Oh my GOD
WTF NO THIS I NOT OK
I was chatting with a donor before I drew his blood, and he was a dentist. when I actually drew him, there was just a little squirt of blood and it surprised him
I looked him in they eye and told him “you’re bleeding because you don’t floss”
and he went dead silent
had the opportunity and fucking seized it
AU where Axel is a no-good high school senior who snagged a date with Roxas, an underclassman, and, hoping he might possibly get laid, he stops at a convenience store and picks up a pack of condoms and some astroglide. Axel shows up at Roxas’s house later and Roxas invites him inside for a few minutes, and Axel promptly shits his pants when he discovers that the clerk who sold him the condoms and lube was Roxas’s dad.
sending friends sad otp songs and waiting for them to get upset like
AU where Axel and Roxas kiss for the first time.
Two hours later the fire department is still trying to untangle Axel’s lip ring from Roxas’s braces.
AU where Axel invites Roxas over to his apartment while his roommates are out and they spend the day with several rounds of really loud sex, and when they finally leave the bedroom to get something to eat, they come face to face with Axel’s roommates who had come home a few hours earlier than expected, and they just kinda stare at them before breaking out in applause.
Roxas refuses to have sex at Axel’s apartment ever again.
- Dad Axel arguing with Kairi because he’s not letting her out of the house wearing that.
- Dads Axel and Roxas having sex and having to pause halfway through because they’re not twenty years old anymore and this is exhausting.
- Dad Axel leaving little notes around the house for Roxas and Kairi…
AU where Roxas has this crush at his school’s basketball team’s vice captain, Axel, and watches every game he plays. After one game day, he forgets his cellphone somewhere in the gym’s bleachers so he tries to call it using his bro’s cell. To his delight (or utter horror), a very familiar and…
AU where Axel is a 40-something divorced father to a sixteen year old Kairi, and he goes to drop her off for a sleep over at her friend, Xion’s, house. Much to Kairi’s chagrin, he walks her to the door, and Xion’s father (Roxas) answers the door and Axel is kinda left standing there speechless because hello hot dad alert.
AU where Axel and Roxas are sexting back and forth and Axel is really into it but Roxas is playing video games and not really paying attention when Axel sends him a picture of himself jacking off, and Roxas responds by sending a picture of himself in an oversized night shirt with a bowl of macaroni and cheese in his lap and a game controller in his hands and Axel doesn’t speak to him for the rest of the weekend.