ginnybutnotweasley:

bornavillain:

thecrimsonalchemist:

There are just some sounds that everyone loves:

  • Shoes on gravel
  • Crackling of a fire
  • The snapping of necks of those who think they can disrespect you
  • Cats purring

what was that middle one

crackling of a fire

salemanders:

MAN DO U EVER START FOLLOWING SOMEONE AND THEN EVENTUALLY THEY POST A PICTURE OF THEMSELVES AND UR LIKE??????? U DIDNT TELL ME U WERE ATTRACTIVE,

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

musicfoundme:

IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER

YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitely because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me

rakatakat:

oh man let me introduce you to a group of people that care that you hate xion [leads you to an empty room] [closes and locks the door behind you]

Confess something you’ve thought about me on anon, and all I can do is post it 

halffizzbin:

colethewolf:

Scott: Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison…
Stiles: Stop.
Jackson: This fire is still not as hot as me.
Derek: My family died in a fire.

 #teen wolf #a summary

halffizzbin:

colethewolf:

Scott: Allison, Allison, Allison, Allison…

Stiles: Stop.

Jackson: This fire is still not as hot as me.

Derek: My family died in a fire.

 

obsessive-ninja:

  • NOT
  • EVERYTHING
  • IS
  • ABOUT
  • SEXISM
  • OR
  • RACISM
  • OR
  • LGBTQ-PHOBIA
  • AND
  • SOMETIMES
  • THINGS
  • ARE
  • JUST
  • THINGS
  • AND
  • YOU
  • DON’T
  • NEED
  • TO
  • TURN
  • EVERYTHING
  • INTO
  • ARGUMENTS
  • FOR
  • EQUAL
  • RIGHTS